Since I started my freelance business, I’ve been inundated with a vast array of business offers, credit cards, and various business to business services, all of which arrive weekly per the U.S. Postal Service. I’ve had offers to have “Nick Raimondi Designs” embroidered on sweaters and golf bags for all my employees and for myself, of course. I’ve even had design firms offer to help me with all my graphic design needs, which I’m sure would instill tons of confidence in my clients. I get a kick out of this kind of junk mail, because I’m the furthest thing from their demographic and, usually, the types of products these companies are pushing aren’t products I’m even close to needing.
Today I received a catalog from a company called Uline Shipping Supplies. As usual, I chuckled when I saw the large array of boxes listed on the front and at the strange collection of products inside, as I flipped through it. Later when I picked it back up and started actually looking at the kind of products they actually sell…holy friggin’ crap, this place is amazing. I’m being totally honest.
Anything you could possibly need that’s either shipping, warehouse, storage, food/beverage, office supply, or retail merchandising related, they have.
You need baggies? They got ‘em.
What’s that, you need a variety of rubber gloves to suit different purposes…oh yeah, they’ve got those.
Say, weren’t you just asking about expandable packing foam?? You were? They’ve got it.
Excuse me? Do I know where you can get Chinese food containers? Why, yes I do!
Do I know a place that sells a box cutting knife with a glow in the dark fish skeleton on it?? Actually, I do…seriously.
Like I’ve said before, it doesn’t take much to amaze or amuse me these days, but this place is awesome. I’m pissed that I don’t do more shipping, retailing, and merchandising. This place makes me want to find excuses to buy metallic silver sharpies and scales that not only weigh but also count parts. The fricking scale counts parts, ladies and gents.
I need to figure out how to buy a warehouse.
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